Life update.

"Sam" (samwellington)
04/22/2016 at 20:56 • Filed to: None

So, two days ago I had a duo show up at my house that you don’t want to show up at your house. And it wasn’t the police.

Apparently my brother, in his infinite wisdom, decided to tweet that he wanted to kill Donald Trump, who was in my town for a rally. I was at the rally when it happened (because it’s interesting to hear a future POTUS speak, not because I support him).

The next day, two identical blacked out Buicks show up at my house and ask to speak to my brother. They showed me their badges - they were special agents with the Secret Service. They talked to him and explained the severity of making threats against politicians. Fun.

I also got my brother’s old vape, so now I vape a bit (for fun, I use 0 nicotine liquid, but also have some with a small amount of nicotine to give that a go). Unfortunately, you don’t get a stanced STi for free, so I’ll have to buy one of those (I’m not). I tried smoking a few weeks ago, but didn’t like smelling like crap for an entire day, so this is a nice alternative. The juice is also locally produced, so it isn’t some Chinese crap that is filled with chemicals.

Anybody else on Oppo use vaporisers? I’m still trying to play with the settings, but I find it kinda fun to do.

DISCUSSION (34)

CRider > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:06

“I tried smoking a few weeks ago”

OK.... Why?

Alex from Toronto > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:06

I think your brothers on a list now.

bob and john > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:06

your brother is kind of a moron.

also, blacked out BUICKS?! weird

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:07

They showed up because of a tweet? That’s fucked up.

Sam > bob and john
04/22/2016 at 21:08

Old ones, too. Like 2009 LaCrosses. They were probably rentals, to be honest.

Sam > CRider
04/22/2016 at 21:10

I wanted to see what all the hype was about. The nicotine rush is great, but not worth the yellow teeth, stinky clothes and breath, and getting lung cancer and dying.

Berang > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:10

Donald Trump is a politician? NEWS TO ME. I thought he was just a cocky sucker.

Sam > Berang
04/22/2016 at 21:11

Hah, every political candidate gets SS protection once it gets down to the last few.

CB > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:13

Your brother is an idiot.

Berang > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:13

That’s a good idea. If I ever want to threaten a bunch of people, I just need to become a politician first. :|9

Sam > Alex from Toronto
04/22/2016 at 21:13

He actually has to go to speak with the U.S. Attorney General, where they will decide if they will press charges.

Sam > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/22/2016 at 21:14

Yup. Not even the first time, either. They’ve done it for several tweets.

Sam > Berang
04/22/2016 at 21:14

Drive through the ghetto flipping the bird, with Secret Service protection.

Sam > CB
04/22/2016 at 21:15

Yep. My parents actually asked the Secret Service guy if they could just arrest him to show him how serious it really is.

CB > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:16

Shit, your parents are savage.

Sam > CB
04/22/2016 at 21:18

It was mostly because he was like “I don’t see what the big deal is”. He completely didn’t care at all.

Under_Score > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:20

The most ironic thing to me is that some of these people who claim to be so woke and are like “oh, you can’t say (something simple) because it’ll offend this community that makes up only .00005% of the US population” are the same ones who wish death upon persons they believe are “offensive”. I know I’ve been reading a lot of Milo Yiannopoulos, but if you’re preaching for equality and anti-racism, you shouldn’t be wishing for violence upon others.

CB > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:21

Whelp, let’s see what happens if they show up again.

Big Bubba Ray > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:24

I tried smoking a few weeks ago

Don’t. Just don’t. If you don’t already have a nicotine addiction, no need to put that upon yourself. And don’t start putting low nicotine vape juice into your vape. It’s not worth it. Ask me how I know.

I’ve been chewing for 6ish years and smoking for a couple as well. It’s so damn hard to quit and I’ve tried multiple times. I don’t want to sound like a dad or something but I’m trying to save you from all the bullshit haha

Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair) > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:30

I haven’t vaped in a while. I usually fall in love with vapes and renounce the burning of the actual tabacky, but I’ll slowly fall back into the bad habit and let the vape sit.

Aspire’s equipment is great. Lovely design, good functionality, always works, isn’t expensive.

I also use mtbakervapor for juice. good stuff

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:37

Man, I sometimes joke about the US being a police state, but I didn’t think the situation there was that bad.

DoYouEvenShift > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:38

Hmmm...Let test this out. Have him tweet, “ I figured out one weird simple trick to get 100mpg” if they show up again youll know theyre not messing around.

ApexMoustache > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:41

Don’t start smoking

My bird IS the word > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:42

Donald could probably use SS protection. The irony and hypocracy if he was shot by a liberal would destroy the fabric of spacetime.

CRider > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:43

Bruh. Have you ever heard a smoker tell you it’s worth it, or that they don’t regret trying it?

Berang > Sam
04/22/2016 at 21:45

Life goals.

His Stigness > Sam
04/22/2016 at 22:06

Holy shit! They better not since I’m sure they’ve already determined it wasn’t a credible threat.

Sam > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/22/2016 at 22:09

Eh, if you tweet at someone that you’re going to kill them, it’s pretty reasonable to make sure that they won’t.

Sam > Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair)
04/22/2016 at 22:10

Mine is an Innokin Disrupter. It actually has hot swappable batteries. I’m not quite at the point to need that much charge, though.

Sam > CRider
04/22/2016 at 22:12

Oh I fully understand. I was just seeing why they would even start in the first place. I’m very good at self control, so I wasn’t going to suddenly become an addict.

Alex from Toronto > Sam
04/22/2016 at 22:25

Oooo that sounds like fun.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sam
04/30/2016 at 20:57

I did the same thing a week ago. At 26, I’d never smoked to wanted to smoke, but decided to try it. bought some menthol American Spirits, and was a three a day smoker for 6 days. But I hate myself a bit for it, and my wife hates the smell and taste. Makes since if she wanted to be married to a smoker, she would have married one.

I was basically hoping I’d hate it, but I liked it a lot.

Sam > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/30/2016 at 21:04

You should try out vaping, then. It’s the same effect of smoking, but without the cancer, nasty teeth, nasty clothes, etc. And it smells and tastes like whatever you want. Pretty cheap, too. My box setup cost about 75 bucks, and I can get enough juice to last me a week for ~$20.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sam
04/30/2016 at 21:27

Eh. I have an addictive personality, but I don’t like being addicted to things. Plus I hate spending money on stpuid things. and that 10 bucks for a pack and a lighter was hard enough to let go of. lol